In Mayor Bloomberg's New York City, if someone wants to spend $30,000 on a Valentine's Day dinner, hey, knock yourself out. Somehow I expect his sucessor to have a problem with this: NYC Restaurant Offers Once-in-a-Lifetime $30,000 Valentine's Day Dinner
But what if you don't have $30k to spend. You've done the flowers and chocolates over and over. And Newtown Creek's tour of the Digester Eggs is just too eccentric for you.
So what's a guy to do?
Well one McDonalds has an idea: McDonald’s Hosts Candlelit Valentine’s Dinners, With “Musical Selections By Ron”
Now if you do have my cigarette budget to spare for Valentine's Day dinner, I'm not saying this will happen, but this will happen: