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Come To Think Of It, The CN Tower Is Pretty Phallic

Come To Think Of It, The CN Tower Is Pretty Phallic

"Delivery. I have a 2-4 for you"

"Wow it's so big, eh"

"You should see my hockey stick. I could poutine in your maple leaf"

<Cue music> Bow chick eh-wow...

 

So that's how I'd imagine Canadian porn sounds.

The regulatory agency that controls the amount of Canadian content on televisions and radios in the country has spent lots of time watching porn. Lots of time. And they have determined that there isn't enough Canadian content. They are demanding that at least 35% be Canadian made, with Canadian actors.

As an aside: How does one get that job??? And while I'd do it for free, they got paid!!

 

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